pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

image

(Source: kewlichijou99, via andrewquo)

rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via intensional)

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via pizza)

forfuckssykes:

j5h:

some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride

not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality

(via plug)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via fake-mermaid)

tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

(via couldnthelpbutsmile)

transpar3nt-bitch:

transparent wifi

notcisjustwoman:

Unpopular opinion: I’m completely against humans colonizing space. We fucked up Earth enough already.

(via couldnthelpbutsmile)

Anonymous said: Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

(via shantrinas)

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