graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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bigbardafree:

damn my friends are talented

i mean they are giant nerds

but damn talented nerds

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

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awwww-cute:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via dontleavemehere-alone)

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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