slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)

"Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people."
(via branchesnroots)

(Source: khaleesi-lifts, via gtfothinspo)

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via sorayraya)

drowndarling:

Unicorns and Acorns

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

(via and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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(via kay-burchie)

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT
madeupmonkeyshit:

validx2:

When you sleep over one of ya friends house and find out his sister gotta fat ass

dont ever come to my house

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

(Source: stability, via pizza)

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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(via cacnea)

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.
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